unsettling threats/things to say

threats:

"ill kick u so hard in the ass you'll taste it"
"i will grind u to dust and bake you in a [pastry]"
"i will chop you up and plant you like a flower" (or fruit. thats fine too)
"i will season my food with your ashes"
"i will marinate my [meat] in your blood"
"i will flush your d*ck down the toilet while its still attached to you"
"i will step on your [internal organ]" 
"i will drain your spinal fluid and use it for/to/as _____" (ex. coffee creamer)
"i will confiscate your [body part]"
"i will remove your [body part]
"i will play your [body part, ex. crainial] nerves like a [string instrument]"
"i will eat your teeth from inside of your mouth"
"i will eat an entire [hot food, ex. bag of takis] and finger you"
"I will stab holes in your d*ck so next time you piss it goes in different directions like a sprinkler"
"i will pierce your [body part] with my teeth"
'i will stab holes in your d*ck so next time you get head it sounds like a recorder"
"i will staple your balls to your chest and make you do sit ups"
"i will fill your ovaries with spider eggs"
"i will fill your [hallow body part, ex. ears, sinuses, vagina] with with cement" (or any other fluid)
"i will invert your rib cage"
'i will squeeze your [body part] until it/they pop"
"i will harvest your phalanges"
"i will shove hair down your throat"
"i will jerk off into your socks"
"i will rearrange your intestines/bladder so that you piss/sh*t thru your ass/[genitalia]"
"i will eat all of your skin off of your body"
"i will circumcise you with a ___"
"i will superglue/tape/staple your a**hole shut and force feed you laxitives"
"i will use a cheese grater on your [internal organ]" (genitalia also works)
"i will cover your [genitalia] with paper cuts"
"i will pull your nose hairs out of your ass"
"i will lick your eyeball"
"i will extract your [bone/bones] and f*** you with them"
"i will bury you alive after i kill you"
"ill make sure all the cops find are teeth"
"i will inject [substance] into your blood stream"
"i will end your bloodline"
"i will fetch your [internal organ] thru your ass"
"i will grab you by your balls and throw you"
"i will scrape the acne off your face"
"ill shove pens down your throat, behead you, and use your severed head to write you obituary"
"i will force a piss and sh*t smoothie down your throat"
"i will take away/invert your chromosomes"
"i will castrate you and force feed you your own testicles"
"i will make your mother unbirth you"
"they will never find your body"


unsettling/mean things to say:

"bathe in [flammable liquid, ex. gasoline] and walk into a fireplace"
"go jerk off with a power drill"
"your [body part] would/will look beautiful on my walls"
"you'd look so much better without bones/skin"
"you have nice skin. itd look even better on my floor"
"i will suck your d*ck thru your ass"
"go stick a toothpick under your toenail and slam it against a wall"
"go eat computer parts"
"i will bite your foreskin" (various internal or external organs also work)
"everytime you step on a scale it says 'to be continued'"
"your d*ck looks like an empty tube of toothpaste"

you're very welcome♥ (last editied 11/16/21)